I’m at a huge outdoor concert at night. And I mean, gigantic. The main 
stage is about 100 yards away, with thousands of people everywhere.
I’m 
at a bar to the side of the crowd, getting a drink, chatting with a few people. 
Someone convinces me to get on stage; it is ‘open mic’ time. I defer, but only 
in a token way. Finish my drink and go backstage....
When I come on stage 
lots of people yell although they have no idea who I am. Lots of boos too. The 
noise of that many voices stuns me. I raise the mic and say, ‘awww, shut the 
hell up' and there is laughter.

